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Thursday, 6 December 2007

Cooking Experiences

Today I learnt that scrambled egg without cheese in tastes manky in comparison.

Lesson 1: Always remember to put milk and cheese in the pan with the eggs!

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Sunday, 2 December 2007

WWJD FTW?


I saw this T-shirt on split reason and it was too hilarious not to remark upon. For those not in the know "WWJD?" stands for "What Would Jesus Do?". You've probably seen lots of kids through to teens wearing the slogan on a little band round their wrist, possibly accompanied by the likes of "FROG" - which has a slogan I can't actually remember, probably something along the lines of being friends of god. I could be wrong. Also "PUSH" - pray until something happens.

I have seen many humorous other uses for these slogans, one of the funnier being the adaptation by Rich Burlow, the creator of The Order of the Stick comic. One of the characters is a Nordic cleric, and one particular frame forever immortalised on a t-shirt includes Durkon (said cleric) wondering: "WWTD?" - What Would Thor Do?.

However, this latest T-shirt encompasses the whole spirit of the gaming nation globally. WWJDFTW? - What Would Jesus Do For The Win?. For those of you who don't feel like clicking on the link, I shall provide the description on the website:

Scholars, philosophers, teachers, and laymen alike have been asking and pondering this question since at least 1982: What would Jesus do for the win? Would he snap his fingers and turn your controller into a loaf of bread rendering you defenseless while he's tea-bagging your rotting corpse? Perhaps he'd simply teleport into your base and promptly start shouting: 'I'm in ur base, performing miracles!' Though most likely unanswerable, it's a question, we here at SplitReason.com must continue to ask.
  • 100% cotton
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Fair warning: While wearing this t-shirt you may accidentally immaculately impregnate some hottie.
  • Oh how I lol'd.

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